Enjoy.
  • I wanna do something
    Me:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • Anxiety:
  • No you dont
    Anxiety:
  • But
    Me:
  • No
    Anxiety:

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

tbdressfashion:

cute beard bag


*mustache bag

tbdressfashion:

cute beard bag

*mustache bag

rjnewton:

when the blunt was stronger than you thought it was

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frantzfandom:

you ever think about the other sperm you beat out to exist?

the astronauts?

the rappers?

the concert pianists?

but you, the tumblr blogger

you won

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

dw:

me after i shave

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Ass cake (;

Ass cake (;