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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)
warmtequila:

wewilldiedreamers:

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She’s so hot

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via disagreed)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad, via sorry)

jackandia:

memeguy-com:

Dude held this at the pride parade in phoenix

hahahha i just died

the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
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(Source: starbucksvevo, via disagreed)

free-will-for-the-fallen:

nachosinthetardis:

maxhole:

if u dont think moaning is the hottest shit u can get right outta town

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*slow clap for the Harry Potter fandom*

(via orgasm)

patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

How I feel at this exact moment but I cant stop fucking crying.

(via heart)

"Because alcohol tastes better than tears."

- Six Word Story (via icekq)

(Source: thestarstheyshineforyou, via h3adfullofcurls)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via disagreed)